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I’ve Never Been Happier to be OLD: The 2013 VMAs in a Nutshell
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin True story, I had planned to get lit up like a Christmas tree and hate-watch the MTV Video Music Awards last night. Matter of fact, I skipped sneaking my flask into a...
View ArticleTwerk and Selfie are Now in the Oxford Dictionary (Alternate Title: I JUST...
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Blow out the candles, turn off the lights and lock up when you’re done because humanity as we know it is OVER. A coupla weeks ago, I reported on the fact that those...
View ArticleAchy Breaky Heart Part 2 (The Jokes Write Themselves)
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Yesterday, America’s least-favorite swamp rat/ offspring pimper, Billy Ray Cyrus, released a new single and accompanying video titled, “Achy Breaky 2.” The song is a...
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